Poor Old Ralph in the Desert

I remember the time poor old Ralph wandered out into the Sahara Desert and never made it back to civilization. Poor old Ralph, he didn’t know nothing about deserts. What do you suppose he did that for? Old Ralph, I just have to believe that he just didn’t know what he was getting into. Well, I mean, there aint hardly anything in deserts. Well you see, nobody in his right mind would pull a trick like that if he knew what he was up to, would he? Course not. It don’t make no sense at all.