Song of the Ring-bell Man

Wheeze-whack. Tick.
Wheeze-whack-ding. Ticktick. "Ooh!"
Wheeze-whock-ding. Ticktock. "Aah!"

Unk-whop-clang. Tickticktick. "Ahright!"
Unk-whack-claang. Tocktick. "Mahma wantsa Cuhpee doll.!"
Unngh!-thwack-claaang! Tockatock tick tick "Mah heero! Mmmm!"

Tap. "Hee-hee."
Oof-flutter-plop. "Tee hee hee--ahem."
Tapatap. "Haw!"
Ooof!-shwang-thud. Ting. ticktick. "Huh?"
Tap. Tap. Tap.
Tap.
"Uuaaaarrgh!"-swooosh-thunka-claaang!!! "Omigod!"
Tock, tock, tick-ticktick.