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Little Voices, by Blaine Kauffman copyright 1966
"If I listened to all
the little voices inside me,
we'd go crazy,
wouldn't they?"
About the Elves
My inner elves began whispering to me when I was in college, and sometimes ever since. They are the voices behind these lyrics, stories, and sketches. I hope you enjoy them, and I welcome your comments. If you prefer, you can email me at nbkauffman@yahoo.com. (Note: all rights reserved. If you pirate them in any way, I'll send the elves!)
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- The Old Man's Walk
- Little Boy, You've Been Hurt
- Blanket
- Ireland Is Full of Priests
- One-Two-Three-Four
- What's a Door For?
- Unwise to Interrupt Coffee Hour
- The Slot Machine
- Writing about Oneself
- The Expulsion (after Massacio, 1425)
- Sheila and Herm
- Write What You Know
- Pearson
- Auntie Larkspur
- Poor Old Ralph in the Desert
- The Question
- Mother's Rumor Mill
- How to Lose the Trade
- The Curve
- A Poet's Frustration
- The Devil's Weakness
- Summer School at Saint Francis
- Point Pelee
- Fergie's Buffalo
- I'm a Dreamer
- Tommorow Will Be a Writing Day
- Shower Talk
- How's Your Portfolio?
- Bogey Man
- The Hand of God
- The Celebrant
- Back vs. Tack
- The Long Walk Home
- Here We Go
- the pencil beggar
- The Man
- Ig-luk-um
- The Smartest Man in the World
- A Boss Is Unique
- On Moonlit Night
- Little Island
- Doy
- Men Are Strange
- Vamp Till Ready
- Post Meridian
- Black Rock
- Rush Hour
- The Colonel
- The Uppermost Level
- Phyllis
- The Grass Is Green Today
- Something
- The Way You Look Tonight
- A Man Who Buys Gas
- Knowing Why
- Brrr
- Flurry. Scurry.
- Gundy and the Golden Egg
- Richer
- Gray Day
- Facts
- Time Is a River
- A Mighty Engine
- Tribute to George Malevich
- Disappointment
- Doctors Scare Me
- Writing about Onesself
- I Would Like in My Last Breath
- I Live in Two Worlds
- You Used to Be My Closest Friends
- El Nino
- So Unexpected
- Insufferable
- Imperative
- Charles
- On Work
- Tomorrow Will Be a Writing Day
- On a Rock on a Ridge
- I See
- The Gift
- Writer's Block
- The Tidy Writer
- Three for the Stack
- Ig-luk-um
- The Grade
- The Descent
- New Teeth
- The Box
- Counters' Hall
- Romany Song
- People
- Song of the Ring-bell Man
- Tower
- Seer
- Six Brothers
- Autumn Song
- Who Knows?
- Sharon
- Puppy Love
- Squirrel
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